Can someone please explain to me why so many people on facebook insist on describing themselves as “the real deal; what you see is what you get,” or the hilariously popular “I tell shit the way it is, if you don’t like it, fuck off?”
This seems to be a common trend among my collegiate peers. Each and every day, I find at least 5 profiles in which the creator uses the entire ‘about me’ column to either, (a) make them feel like Tony Montana or (b) completely isolate themselves from society.
Someone not familiar with the social networking group might assume that only males do this to their profiles. Truth be told, the majority of profiles I’ve described come from self-proclaimed “bitches.”
Typically these girls have major weight issues, suffer from a slight social disorder or have yet to come out of the closet.
Enough with the cartoon threats and please remove the enormous chip resting on your shoulder. Tell people the truth: “I was unpopular in high school and now, I’m an emotional rollercoaster.”
Cheers,
Victor
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2 comments:
Ha ha ha... Dumb bitches.
I must say that the last paragraph is really hilarious. Very true and yet... funny.
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