Pretty neat video from a pretty neat band. I love Kim's smile.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Billy Mays at a McDonald's drive thru.
Yes, America's favorite pitchman (move over Tony Little) is keeping it real in his Bentley. Watch him make it rain (almost) and exploit his own celebrity status. All this and more for FREE!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Eskimo Kisses: Levi Johnson wants America to know his family is NOT white trash; you be the judge, America
Levi Johnson, better known as Sarah Palin’s eldest daughter’s baby’s daddy, is cashing in on his 15-minutes of paternal fame and making the talk show rounds to share his side of the biggest Alaskan blunder since the Exxon Valdez disaster.
Oprah’s nemesis, triple threat—model/actress/talk show host— Tyra Banks, landed the first interview. Wasting no time and hitting the man where it hurts, Banks questioned the Bristol Palin tattoo Johnson has on his ring finger. “Maybe it wasn’t the smartest thing,” she said. Ouch. “No,” Johnson replied, “I wouldn’t recommend it.”
Later in the show, Johnson’s sister, Mercede—not Mercedes*—told Tyra that “Bristol’s jealous of me because Levi and I are so close. I mean, I got his name tattooed on me.” Thanks, Tyra.
Stopping by CBS’ The Early Show, Johnson sat down with Miami’s own Maggie Rodriguez and said the biggest misconception about him is that “my family’s white trash.” Take that out of context, Fox News, and it literally becomes, “my family’s white trash.”
Discussing his newborn son, Johnson assured America it was no mistake. “I wouldn't call any baby a mistake," he said. "I mean, I love him more than anything. I wouldn't trade him for the world.” That’s sweet, but what do the Palins think?
A statement released by the first family of Alaska suggests baby Tripp was indeed a mistake. “Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions." Have no fear, America, God is on her side. “Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence.”
The statement also said, “Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.”
Responding to the low blow, Johnson told Rodriguez, “We’re not cashing in on their name. I’m just trying to get my story out there and letting people know who I am.”
It’s about time we heard your story, Levi. On behalf of America, we, the people, thank you. Now get off my screen, and go fuck yourself.
Cheers,
Victor
Oprah’s nemesis, triple threat—model/actress/talk show host— Tyra Banks, landed the first interview. Wasting no time and hitting the man where it hurts, Banks questioned the Bristol Palin tattoo Johnson has on his ring finger. “Maybe it wasn’t the smartest thing,” she said. Ouch. “No,” Johnson replied, “I wouldn’t recommend it.”
Later in the show, Johnson’s sister, Mercede—not Mercedes*—told Tyra that “Bristol’s jealous of me because Levi and I are so close. I mean, I got his name tattooed on me.” Thanks, Tyra.
Stopping by CBS’ The Early Show, Johnson sat down with Miami’s own Maggie Rodriguez and said the biggest misconception about him is that “my family’s white trash.” Take that out of context, Fox News, and it literally becomes, “my family’s white trash.”
Discussing his newborn son, Johnson assured America it was no mistake. “I wouldn't call any baby a mistake," he said. "I mean, I love him more than anything. I wouldn't trade him for the world.” That’s sweet, but what do the Palins think?
A statement released by the first family of Alaska suggests baby Tripp was indeed a mistake. “Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions." Have no fear, America, God is on her side. “Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence.”
The statement also said, “Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.”
Responding to the low blow, Johnson told Rodriguez, “We’re not cashing in on their name. I’m just trying to get my story out there and letting people know who I am.”
It’s about time we heard your story, Levi. On behalf of America, we, the people, thank you. Now get off my screen, and go fuck yourself.
Cheers,
Victor
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Sony Promotes Recycling
This commercial may have been already been out for some time, but I just saw it and thought it was pretty cool.
Cheers,
Victor
Cheers,
Victor
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