Pretty neat video from a pretty neat band. I love Kim's smile.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Billy Mays at a McDonald's drive thru.
Yes, America's favorite pitchman (move over Tony Little) is keeping it real in his Bentley. Watch him make it rain (almost) and exploit his own celebrity status. All this and more for FREE!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Eskimo Kisses: Levi Johnson wants America to know his family is NOT white trash; you be the judge, America
Levi Johnson, better known as Sarah Palin’s eldest daughter’s baby’s daddy, is cashing in on his 15-minutes of paternal fame and making the talk show rounds to share his side of the biggest Alaskan blunder since the Exxon Valdez disaster.
Oprah’s nemesis, triple threat—model/actress/talk show host— Tyra Banks, landed the first interview. Wasting no time and hitting the man where it hurts, Banks questioned the Bristol Palin tattoo Johnson has on his ring finger. “Maybe it wasn’t the smartest thing,” she said. Ouch. “No,” Johnson replied, “I wouldn’t recommend it.”
Later in the show, Johnson’s sister, Mercede—not Mercedes*—told Tyra that “Bristol’s jealous of me because Levi and I are so close. I mean, I got his name tattooed on me.” Thanks, Tyra.
Stopping by CBS’ The Early Show, Johnson sat down with Miami’s own Maggie Rodriguez and said the biggest misconception about him is that “my family’s white trash.” Take that out of context, Fox News, and it literally becomes, “my family’s white trash.”
Discussing his newborn son, Johnson assured America it was no mistake. “I wouldn't call any baby a mistake," he said. "I mean, I love him more than anything. I wouldn't trade him for the world.” That’s sweet, but what do the Palins think?
A statement released by the first family of Alaska suggests baby Tripp was indeed a mistake. “Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions." Have no fear, America, God is on her side. “Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence.”
The statement also said, “Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.”
Responding to the low blow, Johnson told Rodriguez, “We’re not cashing in on their name. I’m just trying to get my story out there and letting people know who I am.”
It’s about time we heard your story, Levi. On behalf of America, we, the people, thank you. Now get off my screen, and go fuck yourself.
Cheers,
Victor
Oprah’s nemesis, triple threat—model/actress/talk show host— Tyra Banks, landed the first interview. Wasting no time and hitting the man where it hurts, Banks questioned the Bristol Palin tattoo Johnson has on his ring finger. “Maybe it wasn’t the smartest thing,” she said. Ouch. “No,” Johnson replied, “I wouldn’t recommend it.”
Later in the show, Johnson’s sister, Mercede—not Mercedes*—told Tyra that “Bristol’s jealous of me because Levi and I are so close. I mean, I got his name tattooed on me.” Thanks, Tyra.
Stopping by CBS’ The Early Show, Johnson sat down with Miami’s own Maggie Rodriguez and said the biggest misconception about him is that “my family’s white trash.” Take that out of context, Fox News, and it literally becomes, “my family’s white trash.”
Discussing his newborn son, Johnson assured America it was no mistake. “I wouldn't call any baby a mistake," he said. "I mean, I love him more than anything. I wouldn't trade him for the world.” That’s sweet, but what do the Palins think?
A statement released by the first family of Alaska suggests baby Tripp was indeed a mistake. “Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions." Have no fear, America, God is on her side. “Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence.”
The statement also said, “Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.”
Responding to the low blow, Johnson told Rodriguez, “We’re not cashing in on their name. I’m just trying to get my story out there and letting people know who I am.”
It’s about time we heard your story, Levi. On behalf of America, we, the people, thank you. Now get off my screen, and go fuck yourself.
Cheers,
Victor
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Sony Promotes Recycling
This commercial may have been already been out for some time, but I just saw it and thought it was pretty cool.
Cheers,
Victor
Cheers,
Victor
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Welcome Tweeters
If you're visiting for the first time, leave a comment under this post and stay tuned for new and exciting shit, bitches.
Cheers,
Victor
Cheers,
Victor
Thursday, February 5, 2009
The American Dream
What is the American Dream? Constitutionally, Americans are granted the right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but is that what the mysterious “they” correlate the American Dream with? It can be argued that with our economy sinking further down the metaphorical gutter, the red, white and blue American Dream has been overshadowed by its realistic nightmare—record unemployment, corporate greed and foreclosures, to name a few. However, in our time of darkness and despair, a glimmer of hope swept through the country and lifted our spirits, creating history along the way.
Martin Luther King III recently wrote an op-ed piece for the Washington Times where he discusses, then President-elect Barack Obama’s, role in his father’s dream narrative. He writes, “The president-elect is not the only writer of this narrative any more than he is the story's only character. Today, the African-American narrative will be written from the inkwells of all African Americans—our civil society, our business community, our political ‘electeds’ and every citizen.”
Marin Luther King Jr dreamt of every American sharing “the untrammeled opportunity to fulfill his or her total individual capacity without regard to race, creed, color.” Dr. King peacefully sought liberty and pursued happiness, but it cost him his life. The sad reality was that when the bullet entered the right side of his neck, the hateful dreams of some hateful Americans were realized. Nearly 41 years later, however, only one dream prevailed—Dr. King’s.
On January 20, 2009, the 44th American to take the Presidential Oath of Office shattered the glass ceiling that loomed over so many of the major minorities sharing a common dream, the American Dream. On that day, America felt rejuvenated, and if it’s true that united we stand, divided we fall, America stood tall, towered over hatred and triumphed over multiple lifetimes of adversity. Collectively, the true American Dream was realized.
Cheers,
Victor
Martin Luther King III recently wrote an op-ed piece for the Washington Times where he discusses, then President-elect Barack Obama’s, role in his father’s dream narrative. He writes, “The president-elect is not the only writer of this narrative any more than he is the story's only character. Today, the African-American narrative will be written from the inkwells of all African Americans—our civil society, our business community, our political ‘electeds’ and every citizen.”
Marin Luther King Jr dreamt of every American sharing “the untrammeled opportunity to fulfill his or her total individual capacity without regard to race, creed, color.” Dr. King peacefully sought liberty and pursued happiness, but it cost him his life. The sad reality was that when the bullet entered the right side of his neck, the hateful dreams of some hateful Americans were realized. Nearly 41 years later, however, only one dream prevailed—Dr. King’s.
On January 20, 2009, the 44th American to take the Presidential Oath of Office shattered the glass ceiling that loomed over so many of the major minorities sharing a common dream, the American Dream. On that day, America felt rejuvenated, and if it’s true that united we stand, divided we fall, America stood tall, towered over hatred and triumphed over multiple lifetimes of adversity. Collectively, the true American Dream was realized.
Cheers,
Victor
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